i said “good morning” to this woman and she deadass looked me in the eye and walked past me. c’mon now

every time i feel good about myself bein super tall, i remind myself that eric wareheim is still an inch taller than me

i move into my new office today

but apparently i can’t move until IT comes and moves my computer for me
why do i need IT to move my computer
i can move it myself
i went to college and i am able bodied 
i can do simple tasks like picking things up and moving them
you guys give me a promotion and a big raise but
expect me to not know how to move a computer??